ϟ Carrie’s Break-Up Rules
Break-Up Rule #1: Destroy all pictures where he looks sexy, and you look happy.
Break-Up Rule #2: Lie. It’s a lot easier than telling the truth about how you are feeling to your friends.
Break-Up Rule #3: Until emotionally-stabilized, enter no store.
Break-Up Rule #4: Never stop thinking about him even for a moment, because that’s the moment he’ll appear.
Break-Up Rule #5: No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends.
I wanna say, from the bottom of my heart… I am gonna kill you. No! No I’m not! I am happy for you. And that Asian slut on your Facebook page, she’s dead too. —How I Met Your Mother
