May 2012
Some months ago...
Me: Hey brain, let's turn off all feelings for him.
Brain: Turn off all feelings for everything and everyone? Okay.
And that's how I became a robot.
Yo esperando mi Tepanyaki...
Señor: Do you speak english?
Señora de alado: *lo ignora*
Yo: Yes.
Señor: What is that?
Yo: Tepanyaki. You choose your vegetables and then they cook it with beef or chicken or both.
Señor: Oh... And why are you dressed like that? (Vestido beige de encaje, perlas, tacones) Did you go to Church? I did, that's why I'm dressed like this. I'm a preacher.
Yo: No, I don't like to go to Church.
Señor: And where are you from?
Yo: Here.
Señor: Really?! 'Cause you're so tall and white! I thought you were American or European.
Yo: Nope, I'm Mexican.
(...)
Señor: Well, I'll leave you now.
(...)
Señor: You're still here? I went to the lavatory.
Yo: Yes.
Señor: You should go to Church. God wants you to go at least once a week.
Yo: (Lol no) Okay.
Señor: Your teeth are so white!
Yo: I used Crest White Strips. They have them at Walmart, 40 to 50 dollars.
Señor: I will definitely buy some! Crest White Strips?
Yo: Yes.
Señor: Well, nice to meet you Mexican with the pretty smile.
indeed.: ¿Qué pasa con Peña Nieto? →
liliia:
Hoy en la Universidad Iberoamericana fuimos testigos de lo que realmente pasa con la democracia de nuestro país. El candidato presidencial con más “oportunidad” de ganar las elecciones el próximo primero de julio se presentó a dialogar con los alumnos.
En la carrera de comunicación desde hace…
