Helsy Flores

How do you find love?
Lana Del Rey:	I just look for someone who makes me feel like life is an exciting opportunity, you know, like just to be alive. Someone who makes me feel electric.
What would you say to your fans?
Lana Del Rey:	Find someone who has a life that you want, and figure out how they got it. Read books. Pick your role models wisely, find out what they did and do it.

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How to be Amanda Bynes

1. If someone writes about you, tweet: “Ignoring him/her forever!” and threaten to sue.

2. If someone tweets about you, answer: “You’re ugly!” and block them, or delete the tweet and then say you were joking.

3. Take lots of selfies, specially in a mirror and with flash. Tweet and complement with “#OutshiningThem” or “Rawr”. Extra points if you’re in the gym or bathroom.
4. Randomly and as many times as you want, tweet “Twerking Out”.

5. Retweet all the pictures the fans tweet to you, specially if there’s cats or you’re a queen or deity in them.

6. Tweet full-body pictures with a stained shirt and talk about how the shirt is stained, even if you can’t actually see it in the picture.

7. Go out with a bag or any piece of clothes covering your head and face.

8. Go out with a different hair color, then say someone is impersonating you.

9. Buy Sour Patch Kids and make videos while eating them in front of a mirror.

10. If you go to a salon and they burn your hair, rat those bitches out on Twitter.

Amanda if you’re reading this, I hope you like it! I made it because more people should be like you.

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this is so touching

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jinnymoose:

meirz:

milesjai:

devotedcrisstian:

PLEASE tell me I wasn’t the only one that for the longest time when I was little thought the “D” in Disney was some weird backwards G thing.

…I thought I was the only one.

I think it was literally 2 years ago I actually started seeing it as a D

I STILL see it as a weird G thing

Congrats on getting the D

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Today.

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other girls-put on smoky eye makeup:	look like sexpot
me-puts on smoky eye makeup:	hello raccoons i am family.